How he had three girlfriends at once I will never understand
Hey, British GQ, by “sexually mature,” I meant I was comfortable from an early age (as in 20) to talk about complex sexual issues. Yeesh.
â€” olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) March 6, 2012
There’s Something About TinTin.This happened organically while I slept. instagr.am/p/H15KH0A4Mk/
â€” Dan Harmon (@danharmon) March 6, 2012
Nothing is funnier than a fart except when it comes out of something fancy. (Queen on a silk pillow) #fancyfarts
â€” Maria Bamford (@mariabamfoo) March 6, 2012
Some1 just ran up 2me like “OMG! You’re Vanessa Williams.” I started singing SaveBest4Last.
â€” Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) March 6, 2012
Getting a day to myself #relaxedtweet
â€” Angela Raiola (@biggangVH1) March 6, 2012
Hope everyone’s having a good day like I am & if your not then think about Sunday #MOBWIVES
â€” Angela Raiola (@biggangVH1) March 6, 2012
Me: “you promise you’ll never leave, right?”Horrible burned popcorn smell in my apartment: “I’d never do that.”
â€” Mike O’Brien (@MikeOBrienXOXO) March 6, 2012
Left-handed lesbians can’t scissor 🙁
â€” Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 6, 2012
I almost want to go out and get another cat just so I can name it Katniss.
â€” Nolan Gould (@Nolan_Gould) March 6, 2012
I love the smell of grass fed beef cooking!
â€” Spencer Pratt(@spencerpratt) March 6, 2012
I have listened to Manilow’s COPA CABANA hundred of times and just now realized that it’s about someone getting BRUTALLY SHOT TO DEATH.
â€” Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) March 6, 2012
We Are Team Jonas!!! They are such nice lovely guys!!!
â€” La Toya Jackson (@latoyajackson) March 6, 2012
In the pouring rain 2day, I saw a sanitation worker laughing like a little boy as he did his work while getting totally soaked. #findingjoy
â€” Daniel Dae Kim (@danieldaekim) March 6, 2012
Newt: “I humbly ask for your vote today for the Bold Reagan Conservative.”Humble to be bold.#humblebold
â€” Harry Shearer (@theharryshearer) March 6, 2012
Still havnt made the team I need a hug
â€” Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 6, 2012
The best thing about Super Tuesday is all that Super Tuesday Night boneing.
â€” mileskahn (@mileskahn) March 6, 2012
The less you give a damn, the happier you will be…….
â€” Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) March 6, 2012
This morning I’m giddy & music is making me happy! Creativity is the ultimate high!
â€” Emmy Rossum (@emmyrossum) March 6, 2012
If a Stargate opened, I’d be the first sonofabitch to hop through it. Something tells me an alien Ra is easier to deal with than humanity
â€” Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) March 6, 2012
I want Cutty from The Wire to tickle me.
â€” rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 6, 2012
Spaced is open for discussion at the Huffington Post. Don’t skip to the end … j.mp/yM2CME
â€” Simon Pegg (@simonpegg) March 1, 2012
Saw a bumper sticker that said, “This statement is false.” Please don’t twist my brain up while I’m driving.
â€” sara gilbert (@THEsaragilbert) March 6, 2012
How can people take the love out of science and bring hate into religion so easily?
â€” Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 6, 2012
@MileyCyrus I think we need to have a sitdown with Kirk Cameron!
â€” Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) March 6, 2012
President Obama is a classy guy. I love the way he handles himself. I’m a big fan of him personally.
â€” Joel Madden (@JoelMadden) March 6, 2012
â€” Emma Roberts (@RobertsEmma) March 6, 2012
Sitting next to bjork at lunch she’s going over accessories inspired by crop circles. I want her in my pocket at all times.
â€” Cory Kennedy (@Cory_Kennedy) March 6, 2012
How disturbed should I be that my 3 year old uses the word “assassin” in casual conversation?
â€” Joel McHale (@joelmchale) March 6, 2012
Want to stop having a crush on someone? Follow their twitter feed.
â€” Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) March 6, 2012
I love being grown and breaking something in my house, cause I know I ain’t going to get a beating afterwards lol.
â€” Jay Pharoah (@JayPharoah) March 6, 2012
This is the only way to find out.
Steven had apparently been playing Becky Connery, 17, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham, 19, and another girl, who doesn’t wish to be named.
And all was well.
â€¦Right up until the point, Connery said, when she saw a text from a girl on his phone. She tracked her down on Twitter and met with her in a pub. Whereupon they discovered a third girl, Leeland-Cunningham, was also going out with him.
He came out of customs and saw all of us and his face just dropped. We said we wanted to talk to him, and he said, â€˜Can’t I talk to you later?’ and we said no, we wanted to talk to him now.
I said to him, â€˜Don’t you have anything to say to us?’
The moral of the story is: Don’t cheat on three girls at once, make them suspicious, and go on holiday. Actually, don’t cheat on girls. Also: Don’t cheat on girls from Hertfordshire. There are a lot of morals.