Very serious problems caused by a lifetime of reading too much.
Anyone with less than flawless grammar and 150 books on their shelf is automatically excluded.
You definitely stayed up until 4 am finishing that book.
You can never watch a movie without constantly comparing it to the book.
All that reading after lights out messes you up.
All emails, texts and snapchats are always perfectly formulated, punctuated and showcase your great vocabulary.
Growing up believing every relationship can be happily wrapped up in 500 pages or less, it is hard to adjust to the real world.
Too. Many. Books. (Unless you are Mary Poppins or Hermione).
Books don’t reply.
What is a twerk? Is it from a book?
Every reading position becomes uncomfortable eventually.
Books aren’t free.
Did nobody else read the book you’re quoting?
Every time you move, you magically accumulate enough books to fill every space again.
Why, J.K. Rowling, why??