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15 Signs You’re A Bona Fide Rapper

Straight Outta Compton, a crazy liberal arts major at a private school. It’ll catch on, just wait.

1. You suffer from so much success, it actually physically hurts you.

You suffer from so much success, it actually physically hurts you.

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“Maruchan Pork Flavored Ramen for .39¢? I’ll take two.”

2. You’ve mastered the art of the ‘humble brag’.

15 Signs You're A Bona Fide Rapper

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“Thus the Louis V and the shutter shades were completed. By the seventh day Yeezus completed His work which He had done, and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done.” Yeezus 2:2

3. There’s no such thing as a ‘bad time’ to drop some serious lyricism.

There's no such thing as a 'bad time' to drop some serious lyricism.

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“Grammy? Yeah, I’ve got 2. Gertrude and Mary.” Take that Lorde.

4. You know more about the lyrics than the actual artists do.

You know more about the lyrics than the actual artists do.

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“Only an artist can interpret the meaning of life — YOUNG MOOLAH BABY!” – Weezy

5. Booty had you like…

Booty had you like...

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Talk about High Ren-ass-ance art sculpting.

6. You can’t be trusted around your friends’ girls.

You can't be trusted around your friends' girls.

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Look at those racing stripes on the side. You might as well give up cause he’s already got you beat.

7. You’ve probably balled so hard that you finally ran out ways to do it.

You've probably balled so hard that you finally ran out ways to do it.

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“Siri, what’s Louis my killa? What’s drugs my deala? What’s that jacket, Margiela?”

8. You hustle so hard, it’s more than a lifestyle. It’s a religion.

You hustle so hard, it's more than a lifestyle. It's a religion.

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“Have you been accepted into the Church of Steezianity?”

9. Your style is untouchable. Swag is an insult.

Your style is untouchable. Swag is an insult.

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Forever 21 – the abode of “Fashion Killas” everywhere.

10. Battles aren’t even a challenge for you.

Battles aren't even a challenge for you.

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“Well damn Lotto, at least I didn’t murder that tank.” BASS DROP*

11. Haters always try to keep you from your grind.

Haters always try to keep you from your grind.

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“Yeah, I’m the cat’s meow fasheaux. #lulz #hashtag”

12. Your work is the deepest existential commentary that inspires generations.

Your work is the deepest existential commentary that inspires generations.

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“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” – Aubrey ‘Drizzy’ Drake Graham

13. You just always know everyday is a good day.

You just always know everyday is a good day.

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“Get me on the food court and I’m troubleLast week messed around at McD’s and got a triple double.” – Ice Cube

14. You started from the bottom, but now you’re here.

You started from the bottom, but now you're here.

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“And this children, is why you need to go hard in the paint.”

15. Your life can be summed up in one phrase: Ghetto Fabulous.

Your life can be summed up in one phrase: Ghetto Fabulous.

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If that smile doesn’t warm your heart, I don’t know what will. Well, I guess pomsky puppies can. Seriously, do yourself a favor and look them up. You can thank me later.

But in the end, despite all the success, you try to keep it as real as possible.

But in the end, despite all the success, you try to keep it as real as possible.

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Even when you think you can’t because of your crew’s cred.

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