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15 Signs You’re Definitely Not Fit To Be A Mom

One does not simply give birth.

1. When you see several small children in one space, you panic.

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2. When there is a baby in your vicinity, you completely lose your cool and don’t know how to be playful with it, so you just end up serving major resting bitch face.

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3. You refer to a baby as “it.”

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4. You don’t see anything wrong with calling a baby “it.”

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5. Whenever someone gives you a baby to hold, he or she cries almost instantaneously.

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6. Someone always has to remind you how to actually hold a baby.

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7. Just thinking about giving birth is painful.

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How does that even HAPPEN?!

8. You “lose” your phone or some other important item multiple times a day.

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9. When this happens, you react as if the world is going to end at any moment.

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But really, it’s just a material object. Get over it.

10. You treat your pet as if he or she is your actual child.

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And to be all the way real, it really and truly is.

11. You don’t know how to change a diaper.

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12. You don’t really see how one takes care of a real-life human being.

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Like, it’s all alive and stuff.

13. You get irrationally annoyed at crying babies.

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14. You’re the last person a relative asks to babysit their child or children.

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You + children = dystopia.

15. All bodily functions gross you out.

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But if you want to defy all odds, make them babies!

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