If you think Feb. 14 is the absolute worst, you’re not alone.
This is a painting of a cat that has just killed Cupid so all art can stop now. Buy it here.
There’s no better way to vent ire than by smashing something repeatedly with a bat.
This candle smells like BETRAYAL and HEARTBREAK*. Available here.
*actually orange and hydrangea.
It’s available on Amazon and iTunes and contains such cathartic hits as “Every Rose Has It’s Thorn” (sic).
Except, you know, the exact opposite.
By Mom and Pops. Also re: “make a point,” sorry about that.
Featuring all the gin and bitters you could ever want. Recipe here.
Embroidery sampler here.
These earrings are made from tampons so you can ruin everyone else’s Valentine’s Day too. Directions here.
Never heard of the Mustache Game? You’re welcome.
Polish available here.
Take your inspiration from Polish Me Pink.
Use shatter polish to make broken hearts. Directions here.
Like this anatomically correct heart pin, to remind everyone what hearts are REALLY for. Available here.
I can’t imagine a situation that calls for broken-heart-themed nipple pasties, but I’m sure you can. Available here.
Who better to remind everyone about the futility of love and Valentine’s Day’s rampant, manipulative commercialism than Grumpy Cat? Buy the plushie here.