I guess this person was more into oral care than, well… ::: adjusts tie :::
Booze is an acceptable gift for ages 5-12, right?
At least the Rice Krispies Treats will last longer than five minutes. Hiyo!
It’s that time of the month… Ruffles time!
Her sorority sisters are gonna be pissed.
What are they going to watch now? The ceiling spin?
Maybe they needed more fiber in their diet. We’ll never know.
“I was going to apologize, but then I was like, nope.” — Whoever left these flowers.
Somebody just found out that all the Froot Loops taste the same.
That cabbage soup diet can wait until tomorrow. Tonight, we feast like kings!
What’s more arousing than a sensible snack made with wholesome, organic ingredients?
“Who am I kidding? She’s never gonna call.” — The dude who left these than drowned his sorrows in saturated fats.
It’s “cheese and crackers” not “Swedish Fish and crackers.” I mean, I guess you could eat Swedish Fish and crackers but then what’s next? Cats getting along with dogs? It would be pure anarchy!
I’ve never noticed how wrong Little Debbie’s Little Muffins sounded until right now.
I’m guessing this is the same person who gave up the Lil Cuties.
Ain’t no thang to leave behind the chicken wings!
What little girl wouldn’t rather be surprised with cheesy, herby, goodness than a doll? No girl, that’s who.
I’m not going to lie but I might have left those.
Somebody just got the text saying, “U think UR going with th boys this weeknd? Think again, buster!”
“Oh, yeah. That’s what all that insulin in the fridge is for.”
I’m sure whoever left this broccoli had a good, long, three-second debate before trading it in for some Mint Chip.
Contrary to the old wives tale, bananas are not a reliable way to find out if one is with child.
It’s probably because they don’t sell dildos in bunches at this store.