Can’t we all just agree that matzoh is actually not good?
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Yes, yes you can.
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Here’s a Haggadah. Read on.
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Yes, among many other things.
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More like NOTHING else.
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Anything with wheat, oats, rye, barley, rice, corn, beans, lentils, peas, soybeans, peanuts, or sesame seeds (to name a few ingredients) is off the table.
Eight horrible bread (and more)-less days.
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If by present you mean constipation, then yes, yes you do.
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BUT THAT IS ONLY ONE THING.
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Have you ever had Manischewitz? ‘Tis hardly wine.
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I would rather be here.
Oh, really? DO YOU?!
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Seriously? This is the only thing I have for lunch!
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The everything one is also not kosher for Passover.
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Again, this is only thing I have getting me through the day.
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Because who would choose gum that loses its flavor in a matter of seconds?
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Yep. It’s for Passover.
God knows. It has no vowels!
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Not since my Bar/Bat Mitzvah.
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Well, Dan’s actually not that Jewish, seemingly.
Because it includes the earlier ingredients I mentioned!
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Unless Sbarro’s is now serving matzoh, no, I cannot.
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Do you know what’s in alcohol?
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You’ve already had my matzoh and Bazooka. Why not?
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YES, BUT IT’S ALL I HAVE!
Wishing I could eat your chocolate instead of that shit.