“Nature wasn’t eating that fish, was it? No? Didn’t think so…”
“Time to rid my bear colony of its aimless anarchy!”
*Which may or may not take the form of urine
Lose ‘The Falcon’, Captain. Seriously.
Answer: A bald eagle in heat. They’re so damn loud, you have no idea…
The eagle defends America’s name by ripping the enemy’s face off with its talons. What do you do to defend your country’s name, you talon-less being?
Even though America may have its fair share of haters, they’re still going to keep doing what they set out to do regardless.
The bald eagle represents the freedom, justice, and independence that were embodied by those who have come before us and those who are still with us today. Today, we should take a brief moment out of our day to remember those who have countlessly fought for these values throughout history for a brighter future for generations to come. To me, this photo perfectly illustrates America as “the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave”.