Holden, Ford and Toyota, of course.
(Also, knowing you, you’d want more of a good thing, so you’d be planting more trees and kinda helping in the whole environment thing, but let’s not get into that…)
Also, you don’t have to believe in global warming, but it would be nice if you could bring in a couple environmentally friendly laws. Preserving our beautiful country for future generations would make a lovely, thoughtful gift…kinda like a homemade card.
We are so lucky to live in this beautiful country, and it would be a shame to see her suffer. The environment is gorgeous; let’s preserve it. The people are lovely; let’s protect them. The communities and local businesses are awesome; let’s support them. Seriously, Mr Abbott, where do you think we’re headed as a nation if we don’t support the people, protect the environment or care about the poor? Do you think it’s a smart investment into our future?
I don’t know a lot about anything, but there is one thing I know, and that is: to build a better Australia, we have to start with the smaller person. To invest in our future, we need to start thinking smart. We need to invest into education; we need to support local businesses; we need to fully acknowledge and respect our indigenous brothers and sisters; we need to assist the poor; and we need to protect our environment. We were only given one Australia, so let’s make it one worth living in.
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