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Community Post: Hey Swiffle Ad! Meet Your Grandmother…

In 1980, this dandy little jingle impressed into the minds of our future husbands that we were not only capable of doing everything for everybody with a pulse, but we enjoyed it so much we danced around in circles flailing our arms happily while doing it. And, of course, we would “never let him forget he’s a man” which meant after doing the jobs of 10 people in one day, we still had enough energy to be a sexy bedroom kitten.

I would like to suggest a rewrite that reflects the needs and feelings of women in 2014:

Since I bring home the bacon,

You can fry it up in the pan.

I work 7 till f***king 9,

At least you can bring in the trash can.

And here’s some lotion and Kleenex,

Go make yourself feel like a man.

Because I’m TIRED!

Enjoli!

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/supergal50/hey-swiffle-ad-meet-your-grandmother-j4vn


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