How I Lost My Virginity, In GIFs
1. For the first 25 and a half years of my life, I was
5. I wasn’t about to lose my virginity at prom, because, uh…
6. And when it got to the point that I was “too old” to be a virgin without having some kind of weird “sex hangup,” I would try to cover it up by being like
7. As if that didn’t make it more obvious.
8. Before going to some lame dorm party in college,
9. I’d put on a tight green American Apparel U-neck dress that I hoped would entice some guy to put it in me for a second. Which would be long enough for me to feel comfortable talking about it brunch, rather than feeling like
10. So I would walk into the party like
11. and then go up to some guy with a plaid flannel on and be all
12. but then he’d always turn out to be an Adderall dealer or an objectivist or something
14. Of course, there were one or two guys who made me
16. but they were ultimately like
18. As is often the case,
19. So eventually I was like, fuck this, and screamed into the ether:
21. My friends all responded differently:
Guys I’d hooked up with before.
26. And naturally, after I told people and stopped worrying too much about it,
27. And everyone was like
29. Le fin.
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