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I caught myself thinking this after I got stuck in my third traffic jam of the day… I'm a horrible person

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ZombiePhilosopher says:

necrophelia

Malakriss says:

7 percent of the world’s population is left handed – what, only irrelevantbutfactuallyaccurate can do this?

TheWulfrunian says:

I’ve previously said this in front of the colleague who I was sharing the car with. He was not impressed.

Dwuth says:

So ? Was someone actually dead ?

MrOink says:

Weird we have the same sex face.

aboutanything says:

Don’t see how a necrophiliac can cause a traffic jam.

chemenger8 says:

I imagine if someone was committing necrophilia, that would certainly cause people to stop and gawk. Or bring the police.

Keleesi says:

Nah. They probably just needed to look at a big pile of nothing three lanes over from them

jglasspoole says:

“WHY IS THERE ALL THIS FUCKING CONSTRUCTION?!” *Slams pothole* “WHY IS THERE A POTHOLE?! THEY SHOULD FIX THIS”

NaziSquirrel says:

Also because I’m not old enough to drive.

KnightoftheN64 says:

I hate it when people are stopping or no reason other than to look at an accident. People are the worst

aRandomWolf says:

I just try to be thankful that there’s re-investment in infrastructure and roadbuilding. Many places don’t get new roads ever.

jayhawk1013 says:

Usually it’s because someone is either being slow and cautious or fast and reckless.

pdoggy says:

Then you finally see the accident, the destruction, and feel like the smallest person on the planet.

IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes says:

Almost as bad as my fiancee screaming at guy with a “disabled veteran” sticker “MOVE! YOU THINK YOU’D HAVE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU GOT GIMPED”

MotorAppleWeWillPaintedWithThem says:

you are never “stuck in” traffic. you are traffic.

hinrichsen says:

Reminds me of that pirate I saw with a steering wheel on his crotch. When asked, he said “It’s driving me nuts”

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