Cuteness is not a multipurpose cleaner.
But he also wants to pee and poop every five minutes and rip the stuffing out of every one of your throw pillows.
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He will also rub his adorable fluffy coat all over your nice pants, throw up on rugs that are especially tough to clean, and run all over your face just when you turn out the lights to go to sleep.
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Because they literally poop every time they take a step, and if you think putting them in a bathtub it cute, just wait 5 minutes and watch the water become a sewage system.
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Except they have needles for fur, and hardly come out of their spiny armor for anyone (except maybe this dinosaur). Really more like a breathing cactus than a pet. Makes a good weapon in a pinch though.
Now put that paint all over your walls and floor along with all their food, your food, and your bedspread neatly on top. ADORABLE.
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Someone who understands that owls grow up to be means assholes who screech bloody murder, and throw up pellets made up of feathers, claws, and the bones of their many rodent prey.
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Now lift the bunny out of the cup and get punched in the face by some of the most powerful back legs you’ll ever encounter.
Now turn around for five seconds and see if you can find where he went. EVER AGAIN.
Two words. Outbreak.
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Then watch him try and eat all your loose clothing and cover it in spit.
Till they mature and start humping/biting every female guest you have over to your apartment.
Along with an unquenchable desire to mate and make hundreds of other baby rats that will most likely live (and die) in your walls.
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He’ll either die right away or live forever.
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They’ll actually battle with each other more than love on each other. They also never. Shut. Up.
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Who will grow up, get mean, and scratch your eyes right out.