We didn’t make them up. We also didn’t decide what we paid, or what you tip.
Is this a small cappuccino? No, it’s a large iced latte. So, similar.
A large breve is 16oz of cream and espresso. Would you like your heart attack for here or to go?
Can I get a grande mocha frappuccino? Why, yes, across the street at Starbucks.
How big is an 12oz cup? There’s no way to answer that without making you feel like an idiot.
The rest of the line hates you, too.
Too bad you can’t have this sweet barista gig with coffee at your fingertips.
You got me, I ate all the whipped cream and dumped the coffee down the drain.
A 16 cent tip?! That’s a solid 4 cents each for me and my coworkers, after taxes. Yay!
Hint: they always tip and/or I want to bang them.
We don’t serve joe, java, brew, mud, or wakey juice. Can I interest you in coffee?
Adding sugar, flavors, milk, and syrup at once to your coffee means you are lying to yourself about your love of coffee.