Here’s a story that will somehow make you say both “awww” and “f*ck that.”
Paris Hilton seems to have spent some of her Ibiza DJing money on a new puppy. The dog is adorable and it’s supposedly the world’s smallest Pomeranian.
It also cost her $13,000. $13,000 for a dog! Jesus Christ.
In all fairness, the dog is super cute. And Paris has, fittingly, named him Mr. Amazing. But, come on. You could legitimately feed a family of four for a whole year with that money. Get your priorities in order, woman.
Anyway, here are some photos of Mr. Amazing, because that’s really what you’re here to see. You’re welcome.