For $10,010 (plus tax!), you’ll recieve:
Red, like Pizza Hut!
Get it? Because it’s red. Like Pizza Hut.
That are red. Like Pizza Hut.
They’re red! Do you get it yet?
Wearing red. Like sauce. On a pizza. From Pizza Hut.
And the biggest selling point of them all:
Which contains a “medium one-topping rectangular pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce and 10 cinnamon sticks with a sweet icing cup in one box.”