Just learned the true definition of "twerking," and sweet Jesus, forgive me, I learned it from Miley Cyrus.
— Angela Lovell (@AngelaLovell) July 31, 2013
Oh no. What fresh horror is this?
The universe is telling me I must watch Miley Cyrus twerking to be informed today. I am ignoring you, universe.
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) August 26, 2013
No worries, buddy! Twitchy and Twitter are here to help you out. As Twitchy reported, viewers of MTV’s VMAs were scarred by Miley Cyrus’ twerking performance. Oh, the humanity.
But, did Cyrus spark a brand-new definition for “twerking”?
Judging from Miley Cyrus I gather "twerking" is slang for "losing your immortal soul and consigning yourself to the Ninth Circle of Hell."
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) August 26, 2013
.@MileyCyrus You need Jesus.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 26, 2013
Twitter once again makes lemonade out of nightmare-inducing lemons.