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Who’s in czarge here? Jonah Goldberg gets the ball rolling

We should call him @JonahNRO . You start tomorrow at 7:30 a.m.

— BACCV (@BACCV) October 17, 2014

Crap. Now we’ve got an Ebola Czar, too? It just keeps getting harder and harder to keep track of all this ineptitude. What we need is someone who can do it for us.

But of course that person would need a title, too:

I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) October 17, 2014

Tweeters have plenty of ideas:

Der Kommisczar RT @JonahNRO: I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?

— Leon Wolf (@LeonHWolf) October 17, 2014

@JonahNRO 'Czaro di tutti czari' … @nro

— vonryansexpress (@vonryansexpress) October 17, 2014

CZARCEPTION RT @JonahNRO I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?

— Angela (@Bear2theRight) October 17, 2014

@JonahNRO Czauron

— Tomcat Wailing (@tomcatwailing) October 17, 2014

@JonahNRO A Czarnager?

— Sicario (@emmdee22) October 17, 2014

Super-czar, obviously RT @JonahNRO I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?

— Geoff Holtzman (@Geoff_Holtzman) October 17, 2014

@JonahNRO Obergruppenczar

— Jeff Forret (@7OverTheWall) October 17, 2014

SuperCzar. RT @JonahNRO: I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?

— Angela Nelson (@angelaisms) October 17, 2014

bizzare. RT @JonahNRO: I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?

— Flora Duh (@FloraDuh1) October 17, 2014

@JonahNRO Cae Zar

— marnel (@MarnelMn) October 17, 2014

@JonahNRO Ce-czar

— suecee (@suzyspeaksthetr) October 17, 2014

@JonahNRO Emperor?

— Pamela Joy (@Pamelajn922) October 17, 2014

@JonahNRO Czarissimo

— ConservativeNJ (@ConservativeNJ) October 17, 2014

This one got a few votes:

@jonahnro Czar Czar Gabor

— AJ James (@ajorama) October 17, 2014

@JonahNRO Czar Czar Gabor.

— Tomb Doran (@portraitinflesh) October 17, 2014

@JonahNRO Zsar Zsar. Like Zsar Zsar Gabor.

— DishGirl (@R_U_Srs) October 17, 2014

As did this one:

Czar Czar Binks RT @JonahNRO: I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?

— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) October 17, 2014

Czar Czar Binks? RT @JonahNRO: I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?

— Tom Crowe (@TomCrowe) October 17, 2014

@JonahNRO Czar-Czar Binks?

— Benjamin P. Glaser (@BenjaminPGlaser) October 17, 2014

@JonahNRO Czar Czar Binks?

— Robert Teel (@rteel8) October 17, 2014

.@JonahNRO Czar Czar Binks?

— Perry Litchfield (@perrylitchfield) October 17, 2014

Czar Czar Binks RT @JonahNRO I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?

— John Petruna (@jgpetruna) October 17, 2014

@JonahNRO "Dr. Binks," I presume.

— Adam Baldwin (@AdamBaldwin) October 17, 2014

But let’s face it. There’s really only one name that really and truly fits:

@JonahNRO Valerie Jarrett.

— Chris Hynes (@realchrishynes) October 17, 2014

Mrs. Jarrett RT @JonahNRO: I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?

— ScottO the Intrepid (@gscottoliver) October 17, 2014

@FloraDuh1 @JonahNRO Valerie Jarrett?

— Jackg3 (@jack3win) October 17, 2014

@JonahNRO Valerie Jarrett

— JaSchrein (@jaschrein) October 17, 2014

@JonahNRO Valerie Jarret

— Glenn Amurgis (@gamurgis) October 17, 2014

Valerie? @JonahNRO: I'm thinking we should have a guy, like a czar, who manages all the czars. What would you call that?

— wiserbud (@WiserMeany) October 17, 2014

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