Community Post: 18 Reasons Why Werewolves Prey On The Elderly While Working At Rest Homes

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1. The elderly can be easily tricked.

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2. Werewolves have organizational skills.

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3. Taking care of grandpa can be a handful.

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4. Doing the dishes can get to any lycanthrope.

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5. Grandma won’t spill the beans.

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6. Werewolves are tired of being characterized as wild, dumb animals.

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7. The old fogey can’t really escape.

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8. Go ahead. Get a head start.

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9. One more trip down memory lane…

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10. Hold your horses. I was just going Dosey Doe, nurse.

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11. It’s more important to secure a regular diet of human meat than go out on dates that never work out.

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12. They are so close to kicking their own bucket anyways.

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13. I haven’t eaten in a decade!

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14. And she looks tasty.

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15. Werewolves are part human but their hunger won’t let them rest.

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16. The elderly are part human too but also part crazy.

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17. Any werewolf knows people care more when they eat the young.

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18. It’s not like seniors have the best eating habits either.

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There is a problem at the rest home, Trophy Ranch: werewolves use it to harvest elderly meat.

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There is a problem at the rest home, Trophy Ranch: werewolves use it to harvest elderly meat.

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