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How Wild Was Your Freshers’ Week?

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  1. Have you…
    1. 1 ✓ Made a new friend?
    2. 2 ✓ Made five new friends?
    3. 3 ✓ Made 10 new friends?
    4. 4 ✓ Made so many new friends that you can’t possibly remember all of their names?
    5. 5 ✓ Been invited to pre-drinks?
    6. 6 ✓ Hosted pre-drinks?
    7. 7 ✓ Played Never Have I Ever?
    8. 8 ✓ Played Ring of Fire?
    9. 9 ✓ Played Beer Pong?
    10. 10 ✓ Got drunk? 
    11. 11 ✓ Got so drunk you vomited?
    12. 12 ✓ Got so drunk you had to be put to bed?
    13. 13 ✓ Visited your campus bar?
    14. 14 ✓ Kissed someone?
    15. 15 ✓ Kissed more than one person?
    16. 16 ✓ On the same night?
    17. 17 ✓ At the same time?
    18. 18 ✓ Had sex?
    19. 19 ✓ With more than one person?
    20. 20 ✓ On the same night?
    21. 21 ✓ At the same time?
    22. 22 ✓ Done the walk of shame?
    23. 23 ✓ Called it a stride of pride?
    24. 24 ✓ Had Domino’s pizza for dinner?
    25. 25 ✓ Eaten the rest of it cold for breakfast the next day?
    26. 26 ✓ Eaten a Rustlers burger?
    27. 27 ✓ Eaten a Fray Bentos pie in a can?
    28. 28 ✓ Worn a “Freshers’ Week” T-shirt out?
    29. 29 ✓ Worn a Morphsuit out?
    30. 30 ✓ Worn UV body paint out?
    31. 31 ✓ Worn pyjamas out?
    32. 32 ✓ Gone on a three-legged pub crawl?
    33. 33 ✓ Played pub golf?
    34. 34 ✓ Queued for too long to get into a crappy nightclub?
    35. 35 ✓ Queue-jumped?
    36. 36 ✓ Befriended a bouncer?
    37. 37 ✓ Downed a Jägerbomb?
    38. 38 ✓ Bought a round of Jägerbombs?
    39. 39 ✓ Strawpedoed something?
    40. 40 ✓ While someone shouted “DOWN IT FRESHER” at you?
    41. 41 ✓ Photobombed people making out in a club?
    42. 42 ✓ Mineswept all of your drinks one night?
    43. 43 ✓ Got into a fight?
    44. 44 ✓ Stayed in a club until the lights came on at closing time?
    45. 45 ✓ Got kicked out of a club?
    46. 46 ✓ Got banned from a club?
    47. 47 ✓ Stolen a road sign?
    48. 48 ✓ Displayed the road sign proudly in your room?
    49. 49 ✓ Taken legal drugs?
    50. 50 ✓ Taken illegal drugs?
    51. 51 ✓ Eaten cheesy chips at 3am?
    52. 52 ✓ Eaten a kebab at 3am?
    53. 53 ✓ Befriended the kebab shop owner?
    54. 54 ✓ Fallen asleep in a taxi?
    55. 55 ✓ Got naked in a taxi?
    56. 56 ✓ Befriended a taxi driver?
    57. 57 ✓ Gone to a 24-hour supermarket in the middle of the night?
    58. 58 ✓ In your pyjamas?
    59. 59 ✓ Stayed awake for 24 hours?
    60. 60 ✓ Stayed awake for 48 hours?
    61. 61 ✓ Stayed awake for 72 hours?
    62. 62 ✓ Forgotten where you live?
    63. 63 ✓ Been to a Freshers’ Fair?
    64. 64 ✓ Got free pizza at a Freshers’ Fair?
    65. 65 ✓ Got more stationary than you could ever feasibly need at a Freshers’ Fair?
    66. 66 ✓ Joined a society?
    67. 67 ✓ Joined a society you’re not sure you understand?
    68. 68 ✓ Been recognised by someone from an older year?
    69. 69 ✓ Actually made friends with someone from an older year?
    70. 70 ✓ Used your student card to get a discount?
    71. 71 ✓ Peed in public?
    72. 72 ✓ Vomited in public?
    73. 73 ✓ Streaked?
    74. 74 ✓ Jumped into a body of water?
    75. 75 ✓ Contracted Freshers’ Flu?
    76. 76 ✓ Gone to the doctor because of Freshers’ Flu?
    77. 77 ✓ Called your parents?
    78. 78 ✓ Called your parents when drunk?
    79. 79 ✓ Called someone else’s parents when drunk?
    80. 80 ✓ Slept in something that’s not a bed?
    81. 81 ✓ Outside?
    82. 82 ✓ Updated your Facebook status when drunk?
    83. 83 ✓ Updated someone else’s Facebook status when drunk?
    84. 84 ✓ Decorated your walls with posters?
    85. 85 ✓ And pictures of your schoolfriends?
    86. 86 ✓ Clingfilmed all of someone else’s belongings?
    87. 87 ✓ Turned all of someone else’s furniture upside-down?
    88. 88 ✓ Listened to someone talk about their gap yah?
    89. 89 ✓ Talked about your own gap yah?
    90. 90 ✓ Done karaoke?
    91. 91 ✓ Gone for a curry?
    92. 92 ✓ Dropped your drink into your curry?
    93. 93 ✓ Eaten it anyway?
    94. 94 ✓ Been to a foam party?
    95. 95 ✓ Been to a silent disco?
    96. 96 ✓ Been on a daytime treasure hunt?
    97. 97 ✓ Been to a pub quiz?
    98. 98 ✓ Climbed into a washing machine?
    99. 99 ✓ Let off a fire extinguisher?
    100. 100 ✓ Embarrassed yourself beyond repair?

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How Wild Was Your Freshers’ Week?

  1. Congratulations, you managed to do you own thing in Freshers’ Week and avoid pretty much all the Freshers’ Week stereotypes. You’re never afraid to be yourself, and why would you be? You’re great. Good for you!

    HBO

  2. You did a few stereotypical Freshers’ Week activities, but you also did your own thing. Good for you – it’s always best to keep things mixed up, and it means you probably had a great time. Here’s to the rest of first year!

    HBO

  3. You had a pretty wild Freshers’ Week. You lived every moment to the full and made sure you didn’t miss out on any fun. And it’ll pay off. Now that you’ve made a bunch of new friends, you’re going to have the best year of your life.

    Lime Pictures

  4. You had a wild Freshers’ Week. There wasn’t a party you didn’t attend, and you’re paying the price now. You always put your all into new things, and that’s the best way. Now go and enjoy the rest of your year. And maybe calm down a bit.

    Lime Pictures

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