So. Many. Questions.
In the last week, this story has been reported by publications as far-reaching and varied as All Singapore Stuff, Free Patriot, Universal Free Press, All Hip Hop, Secrets of the Fed, and Lipstick Alley, just to name a few.
^ Inordinate amount of “mayonnaise” photoshopped into McChicken Sandwich by BuzzFeed’s Matt Bellassai.
“On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar,” she reportedly said.
^ Picture taken off of Wikipedia page for “Herpes.” Not really Lisa McDowell.
McDowell immediately called over the manager who denied the allegations, so she contacted the local health department.They sent the “mayo” remains off for testing and the results were positive for 2 different types of semen.
The manager confirmed that two employees were fired as a result of her allegations and the positive semen test results. The manager of the McDonald’s also added, “We can’t always keep an eye on our employee’s conduct. We can only hope, during the interview process, that we are able to hire employees that meet our companies standards.”
Health Department Confirmed Semen found on McDonald’s Mayonnaise WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD
Seriously?? Semen in #McDonalds burger!!
that semen/mayo thing in McDonalds has scarred me for life
SEMEN FOUND ON MCDONALD'S MAYONNAISE!!!!!! Ewwww pls herpes.
solid debate happening at work over whether a woman ACTUALLY found semen in her McDonalds sandwich
Read Snopes.com’s full explainer here.
CAN WE STOP IT WITH THE SEMEN SHIT IN MCDONALD'S? IT IS FAKE. SERIOUSLY. DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE SPREADING STUPID CRAP LIKE THAT. : |
I'll still eat there “@arex_dugo31 So semen was found in McDonalds mayo. Disgusting fucking restaurant”