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jadevoisin says:

I just want to flash my brights at his brights!!!

bitchtime says:

‘Cuz I have to swim with my flotuses on!

silsadementia says:

Coming next summer, he was an ordinary POTUS until the explosion that unlocked his powers of looking badass walking away from an explosion

Thklinge says:

Tell POTUS he’s got a funny name, and he should learn to ride a bicycle
He’s not my friend; he’s my boss. It’s not his name, it’s his title

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